Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals. Finley Peter Dunne
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be classified as cannibals.
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married. Finley Peter Dunne
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.
Trust everybody, but cut the cards. Finley Peter Dunne
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.