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Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.
Laurence J. Peter
Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Laurence J. Peter
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Laurence J. Peter
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Laurence J. Peter
Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever regret.
Laurence J. Peter
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
Laurence J. Peter
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Laurence J. Peter
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to the garage makes you a car.
Laurence J. Peter
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices.
Laurence J. Peter
The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with failure.
Laurence J. Peter
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Laurence J. Peter
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.
Laurence J. Peter
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.
Laurence J. Peter
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
Laurence J. Peter
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object.
Laurence J. Peter
An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to have taken it.
Laurence J. Peter
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.
Laurence J. Peter
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away.
Laurence J. Peter
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.
Laurence J. Peter
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other.
Laurence J. Peter
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder.
Laurence J. Peter
Men now monopolize the upper levels... depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for incompetence.
Laurence J. Peter
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence.
Laurence J. Peter
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
Laurence J. Peter
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of laundry a week.
Laurence J. Peter