Carpe per diem - seize the check.
Robin Williams
Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper give you a facial, it just doesn't work!
Robin Williams
No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.
Robin Williams
When you look at Prince Charles, don't you think that someone in the Royal family knew someone in the Royal family?
Robin Williams
I'm sorry, if you were right, I'd agree with you.
Robin Williams
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?
Robin Williams
If it's the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number?
Robin Williams
Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let's party!'
Robin Williams
If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.
Robin Williams
I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.
Robin Williams